Top ti Jacob i new Moon {{forumTopicSubject}}

Synes de fleste er ret geniale, havde glemt hvor sjov han kunne være ;P

The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in New Moon:

10. “Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear.” (Page 138)

9. “Okay, but if you’re going to get picky like that, you have to average in size, too. You’re so small, I’ll have to knock ten years off your total.” (Page 146)

8. “Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week.” (Page 164)

7. “They’re just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesn’t have a mall, you know.” (Page 171)

6. “I swear, they’re like hall monitors gone bad.” (Page 173)

5. “Why are you apologizing for bleeding?” (Page 188)

4. “Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good.” (Page 200)

3. “So what are we doing tomorrow? Hiking or the ER?” (Page 203)

2. “I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence.” (Page 209)

1.) “Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?” (Page 321)