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I am in the beginning of my period (Marianne Jelved)
Screw down your expectations (Richard Møller Nielsen til verdenspressen)
We wanted to play with long balls (Dansk landsholdsspiller)
Two chocolate balls, please (Biker-Jens i bagerforretning i USA)
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid (Information til gæsterne på dansk hotel)
The prick over the I (Jytte Hilden)
Til en tjener på en engelsk restaurant: "I would like to pay the building"
Dansker på en engelsk pub: "Can I borrow the toilet?"
Dansker på vej ud fra toget i Underground i London: "Let's get out in a fart!"
Hørt på lejr: Please don't clean your dishes in the shower. Use the snake outside instead
En dansk turist forsøgte at krydse gaden i New York og var nær blevet mejet ned af flere biler. En politimand havde set det hele og råbte:- Did you come here to die? Turisten råbte tilbage: No, I came yesterday
En dansk advokat var på ferie i London og var ude i byen med nogle venner om aftenen. Da de skulle hjem, tog de en taxi, og advokaten skulle sidde foran ved siden af chaufføren. Advokaten åbnede døren til højre og konstaterede: Oh yes, the rat is on the other side here in England
Dansker på engelsk restaurant: I would like to have a bloody beef please. Efter en lille pause siger tjeneren: And maybe you want it with some fucking potatoes?
En dansker spurgte en englænder: "Do you have a smoke?" - hvorpå englænderen svarede høfligt, men ironisk: I'm sorry, but I don't cigarette"
En dansk familie med engelske middagsgæster: "We serve fishballs to dinner" Engelsk gæst: "I didn't know the fish had balls!"
Dansker, som blev stoppet af engelsk politi: Excuse me, what is the fart limit?
Amerikansk "far" til familiens danske au pair-pige: Do you want to use the rest room before we drive cross State?" Pigen: "No, I can do it in the car"
Dansker til en skotsk tjener efter forgæves at have gennemsøgt morgenbuffeten: "Do you have round-pieces in the hole taken?"
En dansker kom til at fyre en ordentlig bøvser af på en engelsk pub. Folk kiggede lidt underligt på ham, og hans respons var rimelig højlydt: "To rape is not a crime"
Ved indvielsen af olie- og gasmesse i Norge: This is the biggest mess I have ever seen
Dansker på tyrkisk bar: Tomorrow I want to go to the bitch with an umbrella
feb 2006
Følger: 18 Følgere: 18 Hunde: 2 Emner: 88 Svar: 1.152
"Ved indvielsen af olie- og gasmesse i Norge: This is the biggest mess I have ever seen"
feb 2006
Følger: 19 Følgere: 17 Hunde: 1 Emner: 78 Svar: 2.086
nov 2005
Følger: 82 Følgere: 75 Hunde: 1 Emner: 1.155 Svar: 19.308
okt 2007
Følger: 13 Følgere: 11 Hunde: 1 Emner: 30 Svar: 775
apr 2007
Følger: 7 Følgere: 8 Hunde: 3 Emner: 33 Svar: 1.057
jan 2008
Følger: 80 Følgere: 86 Hunde: 5 Emner: 706 Svar: 2.802
okt 2007
Følger: 38 Følgere: 68 Hunde: 2 Emner: 241 Svar: 15.397
jun 2007
Følger: 7 Følgere: 41 Hunde: 7 Emner: 99 Svar: 1.587
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In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Tokyo bar: Special coctails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invated to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotelroom - air condition sign: Cooles an Heats: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
And: Please to bathe inside the tub.
Traffic sign in Japan: Stop - drive sideways.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
Sign outside a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extricted by the latest Methodists.
In a Bangkok dry cleaner`s: Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Bangkok Temple. It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man.
Advertisement for donkeyriders in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass ?
jun 2007
Følger: 7 Følgere: 41 Hunde: 7 Emner: 99 Svar: 1.587
In a lobby of a Moscow hotel - across from a Russian Orthodox:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Add in the Soviet Weekly
There wil be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15.000 soviet Republic painters and sculptors. these were executed over the past two years.
- og en fra Afrika:
In an East African newspaper
A new swimming pool is rapidly taken shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Budapest zoo.
Please do not feed the animalgive it to the guard on duty.s. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In a Yogoslavian hotel
The flattering of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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