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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on the breed I have heard.....

* GOLDEN RETRIEVER:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

* BORDER COLLIE:

Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

* DACHSHUND:

You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

* ROTTWEILER:

Make me....

* LAB:

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

* TIBETAN TERRIER:

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!

* JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

* POODLE:

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

* COCKER SPANIEL:

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

* DOBERMAN:

While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

* BOXER:

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

* CHIHUAHUA:

Yo quiero Taco Bulb?

* IRISH WOLFHOUND:

Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....

* POINTER:

I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

* GREYHOUND:

It isn't moving. Who cares?

* AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG:

First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..

* OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:

Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

* HOUND DOG:

ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

Okay but how many cats then..?

None - cats do not work at all - they have people and dogs for that..